He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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