stop calling my apartment porn island.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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