The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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