i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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