**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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