Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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