There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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