How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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