I skipped work to stalk him.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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