drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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