I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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