Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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