is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Are my feet made of real feet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize