in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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