I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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