no, he came in my armpit
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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