I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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