on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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