I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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