I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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