We won't sleep together?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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