is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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