you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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