ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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