I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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