I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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