in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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