we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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