Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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