What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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