i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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