I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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