he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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