dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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