conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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