Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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