Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's just like the Real World with babies
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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