you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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