I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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