Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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