he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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