Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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