if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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