i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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