theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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