You made me cry and you don't even care
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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