so explain again why im purple
no
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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