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i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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