Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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