also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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